Grow Happier Plants with Pachamama’s Alpaca Poop Fertilizer

Looking for a natural, powerful way to supercharge your garden? Meet the secret ingredient that plants (and gardeners) love: Pachamama’s Alpaca Poop Fertilizer! Odorless, rich in nutrients, and safe for all types of plants, our fertilizer is the perfect solution for lush, thriving gardens.

Made with love (and a little help from our happy alpacas) on our ranch in Texas, this fertilizer is fast-acting, never burns your plants, and even works in hydroponic systems. Whether you're reviving a struggling plant or boosting your vegetable garden, Pachamama’s Alpaca Poop is the natural choice for healthy, vibrant growth.

What is Pronking Paki Poop?

For years the Paki Gang has enjoyed grazing the lush fields of Round Top, Texas; always eating healthy and green. They have a secret that keeps their pastures that way and now they share it with you! Mother Nature’s Finest Fertilizer, Alpaca manure enriches the soil and adds much needed nutrients for healthy plant growth using all-natural plant nourishment.

Introducing...Fertilizer Tea Bags

Boost your plants' growth with our Pronking Paki Poop Tea Bags, now in a durable mesh bag for extended use and easy handling. Each bag contains nutrient-rich alpaca manure beans designed to deliver time-release fertilization with every soak. Perfect for potted plants, gardens, or even your yard, this is the ultimate hassle-free way to feed your greenery.

Fertilizer Tea Bags